Saturday, May 07, 2005

What Is Canada Like?

As I travelled in Thailand, the Thai people kept asking what is Canada like? I will attempt to answer that question.

I drove a friend out for a spin to get some ice cream. This is a typical Car in Canada. Those of you in Thailand will recognize the big difference between your automobiles and ours. We drive on the right.

My Thai friends keep asking me why Farangs are so 'beek'. Well, it's because we eat big food. This is a typical snack for Canadians. I know what you're thinking. How is it possible for us to eat such a big ice cream cone. Simple really. You just have to remember that we are a colder climate so it takes longer for the ice cream to melt here in Canada.

I dropped my buddy off so he could buy a new hat and I switched to my sports car for the ride home. It's not a convertible but it has been neutered.

I hope I've been of help eh?

3 comments:

Vivyan Ackroyd said...

Thanks Steve...I love your sports car....what is the name of it...Goofy perhaps?
luv ya and glad your back in Ontario...
Vivyan

~~ Melissa said...

Nice wheels! For some reason that top picture has me in perpetual laughter. Silly.

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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cholesterol Clogging Green Eggs and Ham.

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